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President Obama Writing Legislation Moving All Aspiring Reality Show Contestants To An Island Without Electricity, Cameras

President Obama has decided to take a break from the health care debate to address a more pressing problem: Aspiring reality show contestants.

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Snoopy Doggy Dog Causes Confusion, Controversy In the Human, Canine Community

Those howls you hear are coming from both the dog and human communities following major miss communications that resulted in Snoopy (whose name inspired the rapper Snoop Doggy Dog) being confused for each other during marketing and promotion for a Thanksgiving event.

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Tips From One Turkey On How To Escape Becoming Thanksgiving or Christmas Dinner

You know that old saying, "Beware the ides of March?" Screw that, for us turkeys it should be called "Beware the holidays for you may BECOME the holiday meal." Happy holidays, my skinny turkey ass! What's that look for? Because i'm a profane talking turkey? What, you think we don …

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I generally dont delete people but I'm going to be more like the gop here on the vine. AND YOU SHOULD TO.. IT"S THE ONLY WAY WE CAN FIX THE PLACE./

yeah I admit i can get a bit vitriolic and many times i deserve to be deleted. But this place is broken.. with whole articles disappearing..

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I think news should be free to link to and discuss, so how do we pay for investigative reporting; Charity? Government grants?

I recently posted a post complaining about AP's new licensing guild lines. Apparently they have never heard of micro payments. OR fair use, well i bet they know this but hate it. AT any rate I understand their dilemma.

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New AP posting guidlines and licensing fees. It will cost YOU $12.50 to copy and paste 5 words from any AP article

5 - 25$12.50 26 - 50$17.50 51 - 100$25.00 101 - 250$50.00 251 and up$100.00

The Slightly Twisted News for Today - 7/7/09

The memorial for Michael Jackson was performed today. Critics say it was his best work in years. Al Franken, an alleged comedian, was sworn into the US Senate today. He now joins the other 99 jokers.

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Update: Girl with 56 stars tattooed on face admits she asked for them - Telegraph

A teenage girl who claimed 56 stars were tattooed on her on her face as she slept when she asked for three has admitted she was awake the whole time – and lied because her father was "furious".

Fox news so biased it's fans send death threats to a reporter who dare said the DHS report on right wing extremists was jusified

The gop try to eat another one of it;s own. Shows how fair and balanced they are at fox. Shep smith cant even speak his mind unless it has been approved right wing ideology.

Carradine Had Rope Around Genitals: Thai Police

Police are speculating that accidental suffocation, not suicide, may have caused the death of American cult actor David Carradine, whose body was found in a hotel closet in the Thai capital with a rope tied to his neck, wrist and genitals.

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